Imagen If @Seinfeld2000 Made a List of the Top 20 Albums of 2013 By “Seinfeld” Characters
Hey whats up! @seinfeld2000 here, LOL.
So the other day, i just got to thinking: what if the TV show ‘Sinefeld’ was still on TV in modarn day? You know, like for example, imagen what if there was an epsode where Krame sneak on to James Cameren’s mini submerine when he voyage to the bottom of the Mariana Tranch, but then Kremer try to make a penut butter sanwich on the submerine but James Cameren FREAK OUT just like “Krame theres no room this sub for you and youre penut butter sanwiches ITS SUPOSED TO BE FOR ONLY ONE PERSEN!!!” And clasic Krame is just go “gidyap.” That would be prety modarn.
K, so then I got to imagining some more, and in my mind I was just like “what if every character who was ever in Sienfeld made an album in 2013?” Honestly this idea was prety titilating to me and so it lead me to think, “What if I created a list of the top 20 imagenary albems by characters from Senfeld.” Then I shot an email to Drew who is my editer to that efect and he imediately shot back an email that said some thing like “for sure @seinfeld2000, this sound greate. I have complete faith in you and respect and trust you so much, more than anyone in my life and i KNOW your just gona simply CRUSH this article!!!! ps Did you see Best Men Holidays yet”
Then what hapened was that I wrote the article and Drew publish it on this webste, and you clicked on it and now your reading it, thank you so much. Plese dont stop reading, I know my speling isnt the gretest but i promise you its gona be prety halarious if you keep reading. No presure. If you have other stuff to do like you have to go prapare a scrambled egg for your 4 year old, you can defenitely go do that and come back, im not going anywhere. I know your busy. I know your a busy single mother name brenda who lives in Spokane, washingten or whatever
Anyway its time for my list so lets get it poping BABY!!! There were a lot of imagenary albems by ‘Seifneld’ characters that i wish could have made this list. Goerge Steinbrenar’s “Calzone Crush Saga” was probebly my faverite post dubstep albem of the year and The Maestros sparkling debut mix tape “Tuscan Leather Interiers” on Rick Ross Mayback Music basicaly redefine what it meant to “turn up” in 2013
But I had to keep it to 20 so only the best of the best make the cut. Plese scroll down on this page and reading the oficial Top 20 Albems By Characters From Seinfeld. Just a remindar, this is all IMAGENARY so dont try to go out and buy any of these albems bc the record store clerk will look at you like your tacos locos and you will probebly get ban from the store.
20. J. Peterman - Burmese Dream (Kitsuné / J. Peterman)
Honetsly? What was suposed to be a simple mixtape style compilatien albem to promote J Petermen’s colaboration line with clothing maker slash label Kitsune evolved into a groundbreaking chillwave record when everyone though chilwave was over. The album is a halucenagenic reality tour through Elanes boss’s drug-haze experiance in Myanmar. HOTEST TRACK: “Yam Yam”
19. Newman - Hello, Jary (Matador)
"Hello Jary / I left candy bars in youre couch and the candy bars gave you fleas," declare mail-delivaring pop savant Newmen on his hit single "Mailman" which bitch-slap Jery Seinfeld in the face with its lyric. Despite focusing entire on his neighber Jery Senfeld, Newmens debut album ended up ruling the pop charts, thanks to sultry hip-hop-savvy, powefrul voice and synth jams as earworm as Miley Cyres or Katy Parys most splashiest hits. HOTEST TRACK: "Royals"
18. Uncle Leo - Jerry, Hello (Drag City)
If anything 2013 was a year dominated by albems dedicated to Jery senfeld. But where Newmen used music to directed his rage at Jary in album form, Uncle Leos debut come from a much more vulnarable place- his heart. Sick of Jery never saying “hello” he recorded this pleading folk mastarpiece produced entirely by Justin Vernen of Bon Ever or whatever. HOTEST TRACK: “Cousin Jeffrey (Parks Dept)”
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